Cows and effect

Would I lie to you?

Yes I did get a cow into a glass bottle yesterday.

The cow is made of a dense but very pliable sponge. The structure is shown in today's picture. Several years ago, a grandchild with pretensions to be a vet performed an earectomy with his/her teeth

You can persuade such a cow to enter the bottle with very strong digital action,

Egress is another matter.

The cow will be self-isolating for some time.