Puzzled swans

April Fools day and I couldn't think of a single thing to fool Donald with on the phone this morning. 
I did text Luke:- Latest- Boris says we're all to drive on the right hand side of the road as from today.
Luke didn't fall for it. I think it's been said before.
My brain is stagnating.
The spaghetti growing on trees will forever remain the best, to my mind. But then back in those days (how ancient am I) Panorama was always a serious study of the world, so if panorama declared this then it must be true.
Nowadays (i.e. now) I stand 2 metres back from the mirror to see if people I pass could see if I've plucked my eyebrows or not. So far their growth doesn't show up at a distance, horrifically though up close they resemble a Tom Selleck moustache. 
Controversially you could say that I need only stand 1 metre away because the reflection is 1 metre away and umm.......as I say, .....my brain is stagnating.
The Canal again with one swan getting into gear for a take off, don't think he liked that young lassie approaching him on the water. Swan number two took off straight away after.