Lovely boss had to go to the office today to do some large-format printing, so he phoned round the team for requests. I asked for my chair ✔ I asked for some screen-wipes ✔ I didn't ask for toilet paper but he brought me some anyway, bless.

Meanwhile, just as Brexit introduced some new words into the English language, so has Covid-19;
Quarantini – a cocktail to enjoy at home
Quarantennials – the generation of babies which will be born from December 2020