What do you mean I can't use public transport?

I haven't got the virus, I just said "I'm a little hoarse."


In other news just in - walked the mutt twice in flagrant abuse of government advice. Never met a soul so probably no harm done. Saw a neighbour standing at a window in her bra and pants. She was as surprised to see me as I was her., in an effort to relieve her embarrassment I gave her a big cheery wave and a thumbs up.