Swan Lake
"I am frozen"
The lake's frozen
"And you didn't bring any bread"
You're not supposed to have bread, it makes your neck go funny!
" Oh, so I'll just starve for a bit then?"
Sorry
"And you brought that dog again!"
Sorry! But, she is on a lead?
"Well, if you aren't going to feed me, get her and yourself off my lake!"
Ok.
" And don't come back! This is private property!"
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