The dog ate my blip...

Economy carrots would be better called comedy carrots - I'm sure they would sell better.

I found the perfect partner for this cheeky little lady, I placed them on this paper ready to photograph.

I then remembered I'd lost my car keys and needed to find them urgently. Whilst searching I heard a strange crunching sound. ...

I found the keys and lost Mr carrot - the dog was eating him.

You therefore have to make do with half a couple of comedy carrots.

Trust me it would been the best parrot corn ever.