Stockpiling

I was down to my last two toilet rolls. Every bugger has been out panic buying and there are none to be found for love nor money. I called at Lidl but the shelves were empty. Thank the lord that they hadn’t sold out of paddle boards...if you can’t beat ‘em then join ‘em, so I bought fifteen.

A friend heard of my toilet roll deprivation and I managed to swap a hand sanitiser for four rolls...phew. I shall stop cutting up newspaper now.