Blending In

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Big news at work - someone is off self-quarantining.

The poor cleaners now have to wear masks and gloves. One of the guys was going about spraying all the surfaces and complained that the mask was making him sweat. He said that “it’s only to stop me getting high aff this spray.”

I told him not to worry “it’s so discreet that no one will even notice”. He agreed and pointed to his red hair, “Aye, they’re all blinded by the gingerness!”

They are about to implement working from home over the next few weeks. Lots more Murphy time. Every cloud.

C