My Boy Lollypop

I had the strawberries today. 

I have a bit of a trauma with strawberreis.  I love them. I will always sniff a box in the Supermarket to check they are right - and i smelt these and they were perfect. 

But look at them.  They are covered in seeds. 

I don't do seeds.  You have no idea what my brain has to go through to allow me to eat these and enjoy them. 

Not Seeds, dimples.  

Not Seeds, Nuts. 

Not Seeds, Patterns. 

Not Seeds. Flavouring. 

Not Seeds, Peanuts. 

Not Seeds, poor eyeside. 

The Seeds wilL NOT GROW IN MY BELLY. 

My Throat pipe will kill them.