The Missing........

.......and this Lady wonders why she can’t lose the 3Kg of avoirdupois she’s put on in a year of solitary living.
I suggest M’Lady that you curb your penchant for eating these marzipan chocolates now that you have finally opened the box you were given in November.
It did look so pretty, just like a paint box and for all those months you were so good at just admiring it without feeling the need to get in to it. Finally however you lost your self control and the rest is history.

There is nobody else to blame for the clean sweep of the foot row, and you have been justly punished by not losing that extra layer of padding you so wish to be rid of. Serves you right M’Lady.