Corona Virus

I was in a supermarket today. Queuing for the till I turned to see who was behind. Standing alarmingly close was a gentleman of an oriental nature. I nearly let out a scream that Homer Simpson would have been proud of. 

I know I shouldn't have flinched but it was totally involuntary. Anyway, in an effort to mitigate my obvious racist reaction I would point out that I have been brainwashed with 24 hour rolling news. I took a copious sip of my hand gel.

Later, outside Tesco I met a friend in the carpark. We joked about panic buying of toilet paper. When in the shop I found the loo rolls shelves were empty! In Bo'ness!

Why loo roll???