What you see when you haven't got your scissors!

This is a variant on my late mother-in-law's expression "What you see when you haven't got your gun"

I know I might be straying into a "Be excellent to each other" infringement territory, but I hate stringy ponytails hanging off balding pates.

When I go bald - and it has started - I hope to do so gracefully, No comb-overs and no rats tails.