The only use . . .

. . . for the Daily Telegraph.  I had to replace the door seals on my wood-burning stove today, and a DT scavenged from a recycling bin outside an Officers' Mess was very useful.  The seal replacement was pretty easy, despite the two-door configuration (so one part of the seal has to be on the other side of one of the doors) and I managed to do it without making a mess.

And then I cleaned the glass, using the water and ash method.

Hurrah!  A job done, feeling heroic :-)