Badwood

Tree's Checklist Of Things To Do Today:

1) Look evil.
2) Look evil.
3) Pretend not to be evil (but carry on looking evil).
4) Drop snow from branches onto heads of unsuspecting passers-by.
5) Look evil.
6) Look forward to growing new leaves (they shall be leaves of evil).
7) Devour kittens.
8) Look evil.