Just saying...

Maud: Pud?

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Maud: Pud?

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Maud: She's doing it again. Say nothing. Ignore her. Don't even look at her with her camera. Not even for a second. Understand? Don't give aprecious the satisfaction of taking our photo. Got it? I know you'll be tempted. She'll offer treats and other enticements. It'll be hard to resist. But it's time we stopped her pretending to speak for us. Okay? Stay strong!

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aprecious: (high pitched) Maudie? Where's your ball? Where is it?

Maud: It's here. Obviously!

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Maud: Bugger! She's captured me! Again!

Pud: (nonchalant) I hear that thing steals your soul. Just saying...