Now that's what I call a Jammie Dodger!

I've never understood all the fuss about Jammie Dodgers! Think about it, they're only two plain biscuits with a small, hard piece of jam! Face facts! This, however, has a two-tone biscuit with soft jam and cream filling! Now that's what I call a Jammie Dodger! Jammie Dodgers are basically the Emperor's New Clothes, and millions are being hoodwinked daily!