Birthday doughnut

Actual conversation
Me:"You're not supposed to be eating that yet"
Him: "why not? You bought it for me"
Me: "yes but I haven't put a candle in it yet"
Him: *Pauses munching* "oh ok. Here"
Me: *adds candle. Sings happy birthday. Takes photo*
Him: "you done?" *eats the rest in two bites*