Boom Baby...

...Boom!

Like the inevitability of sneaky wanks at Amsterdam sex shows, these stats won't last. But for now, drink it in.

I am Dan Ebsworth.
I'm known as Skip.
I'm formally known as the bottler!
Steve is vice, Olly is vice vice and merchandiser, Matt is mid season, motivational speaker, Rob is always working on an essay, Neil is Scottish and Zay gets odd looks from the Yankee Doodles because he looks like a terrorist.

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We are the Car Crash, and we will...we will, rock you!