Snapping the snapper

I have never seen so many pigeons in the marketplace but then this lady was distributing some seed. I went into town to close some bank accounts which had no funds in them. I could find no way of closing them online and they have accumulated as the bank keeps making me change my account to keep any sort of interest rate going. It proved anything but straightforward as one account had a few pence in it and the lady in the bank said I had to go home and empty the account online first as I didn’t have my login details with me. It was bright and dry in the afternoon so I walked the circuit and picked some kale from the field. It was even dry enough to cut the grass when I got back.