Fat Dave

Today's purchase in a charity shop. It reminded me of the hungry husky meme...

Husky: still hungry
Human: you've had breakfast
Husky: want more breakfast
Human: you'll get fat
Husky: what is "fat"?
Human: it's what happens when you eat too much food
Husky: fat sounds awesome! Let's get fat

Dave would always like more breakfast but he does enjoy being able to run faster then Piggy and jumping over streams. That won't be possible if he gets as round as this.