Fork Handles, Four Candles.

What? Well my frequent trips to Screwfix remind me of the two Ronnie's sketch. They always ask for your post code, lately they just say ...EH49? and I fill in the rest. By the time the house is finished they will know it off by heart.

I'm busy. Trying to get a house decorated before the carpets arrive. So many miles of woodwork, such a little brush (not a metaphor). I have by me on the sofa this evening a pile of Screwfix receipts. Having a tape measure I gauged them at an inch thick. Things are coming together. Happy.