Down on the Farm

Our Correspondent writes*: If you see this image on your phone, whilst queuing in M&S for your smoked salmon, there’s a high chance it has been one of the millions swimming round in incessant circles in the myriad of cages in Scapa Flow.  The two tankers are undertaking an oil transfer.  The crew on the oil platform are chipping in painting (as they have been for a few months).

*Iain@Creel is indisposed.

Desmond showed Nigel his new carpet. He knew he'd never beat it.