5G

So we had smart phones, smart speakers, smart televisions but now thanks to Boris we have awarded our telecoms to Huawei enabling 5G technology bringing us smart corsets!  Lovely, but be careful what you say about the Chinese government while wearing it.

If you want one, phone Gerrard on 2668.

Say "Hubba Hubba" to get a 7.5% discount (if you can work that out on £1 5/6 you deserve to get one free)

(£1 3/7 1/2d) Oh look a free corset!

Go on, ask someone under 50 years old to work that out.