(I Always Feel Like) Somebody's Watching Me

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellows,

I walked into the kitchen and was aware of being PEERED at.

Punky cat loves being up high. He loves being at a REMOVE. He is like a Garbo-cat. 

To be honest, I think he was annoyed that I even spotted him.

Which reminds me of me. Lately I have been getting a lot of questions from Steve the Scouser. He is interested in Salesforce and I'm a huge effing expert who knows everything. 

The problem IS, that Smock gets annoyed if anyone talks to me EVER about anything that is not related to my work.

This was made apparent last week when I was talking to Steve the Scouser about work as it pertained to Kate Beckinsale shoving chocolate up people's bums. 

Smock suddenly appeared. Sidled up out of NOWHERE and ruined the conversation because she does not approve of chocolate up the @rsehole. 

So today Steve the Scouser messaged me and I messaged back saying, "Wait, this time I'll come to YOU." And I popped around to his desk ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OFFICE.

Of course, we had been talking about Salesforce as it relates to Guy Ritchie films for all of two effing minutes when suddenly Steve the Scouser said, "Oh look, she's found you again."

Sure enough it was Smock, once again inveigling her way into the chat and simultaneously making it not funny and crap. 

But I mean. Effing seriously. Does she not trust me to be professional in the workplace when discussing decent pubs in Wellington?

Steve the Scouser told me that he often goes to hide on the 14th floor from HIS manager. He is like the Scouse version of Punky cat. 

I'm giving it serious thought.

S.