The £2 Hat

Dad buys a hat for £2 on Wednesday. That evening he checks his receipt and sees he was charged £7. Thursday he gets back on his mobility scooter and gets a refund for the overcharge. 

Today, telling me all about it I noticed that the security tag was still on so I offered to go back again. He panicked as he couldn’t find the receipt. I said .... do I look like someone who would steal a £2 hat and then go to Customer Services and ask them to remove the tag?!?! Hysterical!