Twinkie - The Ultimate Survivalist Food

Silly Saturday - Twinkies are shelf stable for generations. Just think, 150 years from now, Timmy can see great grandpa's prized Twinkie. Heck even if everything breaks out, these will always be eatable... 

When cleaning out the place my dad was staying at we came across a box of Twinkies. One of the foods he requested over the two years he was bedridden. This box has been in the closet ever since. They "expired" last year but they tasted fresh to me...