Pre-loved.

This little chap was discovered in one of the darkest recesses of the huge basement under the new house. Well not a basement exactly, an underdrawings if you will. He looks rather pleased to be out in daylight after who knows how many decades in the dark. How it got there is a puzzle. I hope a child didn't have it down there. He won't go to live in the bin, we'll see how we get along. I'll put him on the dash of the car and after all the years of pitch black let him see a bit of the world.

I'm soft like that.