TMI

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Mary Doll and Victor were round today for lunch. Mary Doll told us about her recent visit to a salon to have her nails done. This information included:

The beautician’s name is Ashley.
She was in a relationship for 7 years which has recently ended.
She’s keeping the flat as her parents put down the deposit.
She has tattoos.
And false eyelashes
Which she gets sent from America
With a delivery charge of £12
And they look so natural.

WTF?!

C