The boss and the boss

These are the two bosses of our apartment, and this is how they control us:
"Feed me"
"Clean the kitty litter silly human"
"I demand cuddles"
"No you cannot sleep, I want cuddles"
"I'm going to lie here on your pillow purring loud enough to prevent you from falling back to sleep and catching the fabric of it with my claws to make that small annoying sound of claws releasing fabric making it REALLY hard for you to relax, until you let me groom you by licking your hair endlessly"
"This is my couch now"
"This chair is mine! Look, it's got my hairs all over it"
"No you cannot move, I draped myself over your legs an hour ago for that particular reason"
"I'm particularly proud of that enormous hairball thankyouverymuch, and now you may clean it up"