Conversation with a cat.

Dad: Roger look at me.
Roger: Why?
Dad: Please just do it! It’s 8:45 and I haven’t taken a single photograph today.
Roger: And that’s my problem because?
Dad: Because I won’t feed you.
Roger: Okay you’ve got a deal but only because I haven’t eaten for ten minutes.
Dad: Thanks Roger I owe you one.
Roger: Have you seen a doctor recently?
Dad: Why do you ask?
Roger: you must be hearing voices in your head because you think a cat is talking to you!