Unwanted Christmas presents

Two unwanted gifts that I can’t send back:
mine a stroke early on Christmas morning;
and my gift to the ward - a festive looking green and red chart. Previously green for over 200 days it went wrong for them when I thought I would get out of bed to see what Santa had brought me.

200 days without a fall
The record had them standing tall
But behind the last advent calendar door
they found me lying there on the floor