Duck!

Flaps, check.
Landing gear, check.
Please extinguish all cigarettes, put your seats in the upright position and fasten your safety belts.
We're coming in to land.
The outside temperature here at Pett Level is 2 degrees celcius.
Thank you for flying Mallard Air, we hope you've enjoyed your flight, please remain in your seats with the seatbelts fastened until we have docked at the terminal.
We hope you have a safe onward journey.