Service Please!

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellows,

We're not quite sure how or when this happened, but Punky seems to have trained us to refill his water bowl. All the time. Even if one of us has just done it, he will sit there and SCOWL at the other one until it gets refilled again.

As Caro is not currently here, I am running back and forth to the kitchen about a dozen times a day to meet the demanding little mog's needs.

However, it wasn't just me today. Joshua came over so that I could have a bit of company for the old horror film watching. He told me he is a sensitive soul so it couldn't be too scary. So I went for two comedy/horror films -

TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL
In which, due to a series of misunderstandings, a group of college kids decide that lovable hillbillies Tucker and Dale are psychopathic cannibals. Murder and mayhem ensue.

SCOUTS GUIDE TO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
In which a group of scouts must band together to battle the undead. This film features zombie cats, zombies on trampolines and a willy joke. 

Needless to say, films of this calibre demanded junk food and alcohol, so Joshua very kindly brought along a bottle of plonk and some KFC.

I'm glad to say that both films went down very well, and Joshua was not traumatised by either. Although the willy joke did make him wince a bit.

Fortunately, Punky was not there to witness the bit about the zombie cats. We can't have him learning OTHER bad behaviours. He is stroppy enough as it is.

S.