Revel without a cause...

Columbo: Ok, can you tell me again what happened?

Me: Well officer, I was walking past the cupboard when all of a sudden the Revels just leapt out at me!

Columbo: You're telling me that the bag of sweets actually attacked you?

Me: That's right!

Columbo: So what happened next?

Me: Well, there was nothing else I could have done but to fight back! and that's when (sob!) I had no option but to eat them!

Columbo: Sheesh! Ok, move away people, there's nothing to see...