All in a good cause

Well, there I was, quietly contemplating my navel, when I was woken from my reverie by the dulcet tones of “Merry Christmas Everybody”
I rushed to the door fearing an invasion of inebriated Slade fans.
But no!
It was Santa being driven around the village by an elf in a rather rustic, or should that be rusty, motorised sledge.