An evening meeting up in the Highlands - decided to stay up there as I was too tired to drive back. Got a very cheap deal in a very posh hotel looking over Loch Leven. I had brought nothing with me and went to their "Library" in search of a racy novel. There was nothing but a several incomplete sets of very old encyclopaedias "MALT TO PEAR" "PEAS TO ROUM" "ROUN TO SWAN"

and these.....