Bah! No Humbugs?

Well, to be honest, I'll not know for while.
Alice used to take them into protective custody, as if I was likely to break in before the appointed day.
Do NOT answer THAT matey!
Now I get kidnapped & whisked away to Sheffield I'll have to hide them from myself until we go.
I'm, actually, VERY good at that; I once bought Alice a pair of vases, which, when inverted doubled as tall Tea-light "Candlesticks".
She got one for Christmas, and the other when I accidentally found it the next September.
Now THAT must be olympic class hiding.