Fortune telling table accessory...

Here is what my fortune says... There is a girl who wants to kill herself... So she jumps off the 27th floor of a building... A man grabs her and says..."I will save you, if you have a drunk with me"... She answers, " you are an asshole, let me go"... She falls to the the 8th floor where another man grabs her and says "if you have sex with me I will save you"... She answers "you're an asshole, let me go."

Falling to the 6th floor, the girl decides she doesn't want to die... So she grabs a man and says... "if you save me, I will give you drinks and sex"... To which the man answers... "you're an asshole, let me go."