Patricia

Clairvoyantly, the dogs somehow are able to appreciate the difference when the cats are outside crunching on cat fud and when Patricia comes to raid the cat fud...

at least that is what I assume when the dogs begin their incessant growling and vociferous barking while once again attacking the back patio door.

Patricia imagines that if she holds very very still she will become invisible making her a perfect photo model...

Last year she lived under the lawn mower out in the shed through midwinter along with several of her children...

I think enlarged to 10x lifesize she would make a great horror movie villainess:
".... 'Possum-2019"