The Greatest Excuse In The World

Sadly I didn't get to use it.

I get up early-ish, 5:30, and I have my routine that gets me out of the house 20 minutes later.  It's all predicated on just being able to go from bathroom to study to kitchen and off to the bus stop.

Today the bathroom phase was interrupted.  Nisha decided that she needed to show me something.  She had brought her toy mouse and proceeded to demonstrate to me that it was the best toy in the world ever.  

By playing with her toy mouse.  

In my trousers.

I wasn't wearing the trousers at the time.

I would have loved to have sent an E-Mail to work saying "I can't come to work today, there's a kitten playing in my trousers."

But people are weird and it's probably best not to try to what kind of reaction that would have received.

It was a very entertaining five minute interlude to start the day though.  And I still made my bus at 6. But sadly without the kitten.

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