Gollum

I'm told Gollum is an Andean hairless dog, although he's pretty different from others I've seen (much smaller and uglier). At the farm where he lives, they like to call him "the ugliest dog in the world."

I felt sorry for him, but all the same I couldn't bring myself to pick him up and cuddle when there were so many other cute animals around. And then I saw him in a stand off with the cat over a dish of food (he'd already chased all the puppies away) and I decided he was a bit of an asshole after all.