Pumped

My Dear Fellows and Dear Princess,

Today, the hot topic of conversation was current events. Or more importantly "Fartgate".

Yes, of course I watched the video on YouTube and then had to work very hard to suppress giggles.

I'm aware the farty gentleman has denied pumping on air, but he CLEARLY pauses and does "the lift". Proof if proof were needed. Guilty as charged!

I was going to talk about work then, but checked myself. Let us end on a fart.

S.