Populist Agenda

In my quest for power I have decided to run on a populist agenda. I won't be building a wall, well maybe a small one. I am basing my agenda on the complete abolition of homework between the ages of four and seventy four. No more crying or tantrums stretching into the night. No, they can have their dinner, have a play, watch a bit of television and then off to bed stress-less. And it will be beautiful and stretch from coast to coast.

I will also completely eliminate the budget deficit by telling who ever is owed money to go after the people who got it and benefited from it not from us the ordinary joe soap.