The Return of the Native

My Dear Fellows and Dear Princess,

Caro returned from the Mount today. I was, of course, eager to hear how her family was doing:

"So how was the bum shaving????"

Because. Priorities.

I am sorry to break it to you, that Feefs managed it on her own without assistance. What a let-down. 

"Still, there's always Christmas," Feefs had told Caro as she left.

"The gift that keeps on giving," said Caro sourly.

S.