After this I proceeded to wander home and tripped

Landed on the pavement, grazed my head, but the beauty of living in the village is our "emergency services". Within seconds, an off duty paramedic, the pharmacist, the barber, with a chair, and my daughter who owns the village gift shop were fussing round me.
My grandchildren can't understand how their mum knows everything they do in the village. I understand now
Thanks to everyone xxx