A long time ago,

in a galaxy far far away. Two brave souls ventured to Sainbury's (the supermarket of choice for us however there are other options out there) to pick up a few essential bits and pieces. Alas they were betrayed and fell victim to the Jedi mind trick of some very nice looking apples. Some time later they emerged, shopping bags much heavier, wallet much lighter.

We shall never know what strange events occurred within...