May I Have A Word With You?

Snuffy: I don't mean to bother you, but I'd like to speak to you about yesterday's blip.

Me: Uh Oh.

Snuffy: I am not happy about it.

Me: Weeeelllll........

Snuffy: I understand you were trying to be artistic, is that correct?

Me: Eh.....well, not really. It was late and I needed something and.....

Snuffy: That's the best you could do???

Me: No, no.....no....I'm sure I can do better. Like I said, it was late.....

Snuffy: This blip isn't too flattering either.

Me: Yes, I can see that.

Snuffy: Didn't you buy a book recently on how to take good pictures?

Me: Errrrr......yes.

Snuffy: Have you read it?

Me: Not yet.

Snuffy: Harrumph.