Big cake

1. Lets pretend someone is just about to pop out this and burst into that routine from the start of Singin in the Rain.

2. I'm at Eastwood park theatre as they prepare for their 40th birthday party. If Debbie Reynolds is in there, she's going to have to hold her breath til tomorrow.

3. To Edinburgh for an effin six o'clock meeting.

4. Home to discover my bike's buggered. It might have something to do with the olive oil I put on the chain.

5. Chilli cheese dogs and heckling the darts, both of us wondering why we ever agreed to have a dry January.