Dreadbelly

It seems I can always trust my beloved hometown to instill a sense of crawling terror into everyday life. This is definitely one to add to the scrapbook alongside the puppet of Santa that was hanging from a noose outside someone's bedroom window in Toll End before Christmas. It's an incredibly vague advert related to Valentine's Day ("orders" are apparently "being taken"), written on what looks uncannily like human skin lashed to a fence.

So. Form an orderly queue. In your own time.