Let's Go This Away!

You know when walk out of your workplace and your bus arrives within a minute and you get going in your car and see the bypass is jammed and you think, I'll go a shortcut to get around it, and you do get around it ready to join on further down the queue, but you think, nah I'm on a roll here, let's jump it again, so keep going the detour and come to a road closure so have to back track, but oh no I'm not going to reverse my decision, I'm going to detour again, and you end up in bigger queues going away from the direction you want to go in but you eventually get through them and arrive 20 minutes later than if you just waited in the original stupid queues... yeah... well... THAT!

Oh, I just realised... honestly, this really is about my journey home tonight, not BREXIT!